Guys im not in the mood today to tell you my love story, but maybe tomorrow, i know you really want to know the next part but today i decided to give you guys some tips to learn how awesome we are..
Being the awesome person that I am, I have taken time out from my extremely busy schedule to make this pop quiz so you can figure how awesome you are.
QUESTIONS
1. You've just had sex with a beautiful woman. What do you do next?
A. Ask her out again.
B. Have sex with her again and never call her again.
C. Tell her you love her.
2. You're at a bar. Which will you rather have sex with?
A. A bitch named Kim.
B. Two average looking twin sisters.
C. A really hot production model.
3. You're going to a beach party with lots of hot chicks. What do you wear to the party?
A. Go topless and show off your abs.
B. SUIT UP!
C. Go in a pair of jeans and top.
ANSWER
If all your answers were B, then you're awesome. If not then you're lame. But lucky for you lame people am awesome and am gonna teach you how to live. see you next time!!
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